afrahh:

junjun-2pmjunho:

wooholic:

swankysongbirds:

Hai there ladies and gay men! You just purchased 2PM’s (NICHKHUN) as your new boyfriend! Before you celebrate it is strongly suggested that you read 2PM’s (NICHKHUN) instruction manual before you activate your 2PM’s (NICHKHUN).

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2PM’s (NICHKHUN): Pretty boy model.

INSTALLATION: Easy to follow guide for installing 2PM’s (NICHKHUN).

1. Undress 2PM’s (NICHKHUN)
2. Place your lips on 2PM’s (NICHKHUN)’s lips
3. Take a step back and let 2PM’s (NICHKHUN) analyze you
4. Depending on your gender 2PM’s (NICHKHUN) will go to either STRAIGHT or GAY MODE

STRAIGHT MODE: Automatic mode for women.

• 2PM’s (NICHKHUN) is considerably more romantic
• If you don’t like overly cute gestures then beware of 2PM’s (NICHKHUN)
• Beware of other females
• 2PM’s (NICHKHUN) is less vocal about disliking things, it is suggested to watch his facial expressions
• Oddly enough, 2PM’s (NICHKHUN) is slightly less manly when in STRAIGHT MODE
• High chances that 2PM’s (NICHKHUN) will disappear at night with 2PM’s (WOOYOUNG)

GAY MODE: Automatic mode for men.

• 2PM’s (NICHKHUN) is considerably more intimate
• If you don’t like inconsistent attitudes then beware of 2PM’s (NICHKHUN)
• Beware of 2PM’s (WOOYOUNG)
• 2PM’s (NICHKHUN) will constantly bitch about disliking something, it is advised that you treat him like a princess
• For those wanting a less manly 2PM’s (NICHKHUN), be warned that 2PM’s (NICHKHUN) is slightly more manly when in GAY MODE
• High chances that 2PM’s (NICHKHUN) will flirt with others

CLEANING/MAINTENANCE: How to clean and care for 2PM’s (NICHKHUN).

2PM’s (NICHKHUN) is high maintenance and requires a high patience and understanding of 2PM’s (NICHKHUN)’s unique needs:

• 2PM’s (NICHKHUN) requires spicy food
• When bathing, 2PM’s (NICHKHUN) prefers to bathe with another male (This is unfix-able)
• 2PM’s (NICHKHUN) prefers to dress like a gay cabana boy, do not offer other choices
• Once a day, tell 2PM’s (NICHKHUN) that he’s pretty then proceed to stroke 2PM’s (NICHKHUN)’s hair
• Give 2PM’s (NICHKHUN) a gentle, color-shield shampoo and conditioner
• Sex is strongly encouraged although 2PM’s (NICHKHUN) prefers to be dominated

TROUBLESHOOTING: Known problems with 2PM’s (NICHKHUN).

In the case that a plethora of men/women are lusting over 2PM’s (NICHKHUN):

1. Convince 2PM’s (NICHKHUN) to deal with the fanboys/fangirls
2. Lay low for a few months
3. Go out in public with 2PM’s (NICHKHUN)
4. Analyze the fanboys/fangirls reactions
5. Repeat step 2 if results aren’t satisfactory

In the case that 2PM’s (NICHKHUN) is interested in another:

1. Pin 2PM’s (NICHKHUN) to the ground
2. Instill the fear of shisus
3. Continue to maintain dominance over him, this shouldn’t be hard at all
4. If 2PM’s (NICHKHUN) still shows interest, repeat the process again

In the case that you tire of 2PM’s (NICHKHUN):

1. Dump him with 2PM’s (WOOYOUNG)
2. Or with 2PM’s (JUNHO)
3. Or with 2PM’s (CHANSUNG)
4. Or with SHINee’s (MINHO)
5. It is advised to follow this order
6. If none of the above is possible then send STRAIGHT MODE 2PM’s (NICHKHUN) to ADMIN (ANGELA) or ADMIN (NATALIE)
7. Send GAY MODE 2PM’s (NICHKHUN) to ADMIN (MATT)

WARNINGS: Severe problems that may occur with 2PM’s (NICHKHUN).

In the case that 2PM’s (NICHKHUN) switches into GAY MODE when he should be in STRAIGHT MODE follow these intructions:

1. Pack all of 2PM’s (NICHKHUN)’s belongings
2. Send 2PM’s (NICHKHUN) back to the factory
3. Wait patiently as we send your money back

2PM’s (NICHKHUN) cannot switch into STRAIGHT MODE when originally programmed into GAY MODE.

WARRANTY: Canadian Mansion INC. promises a lifetime warranty for as long as one of our products is alive, in a stable health condition, and in a stable mental condition. Mental corruption is only accepted when it is sexual; all others are forbidden.

I love you Matt.

buying this ryt nao.